Do not listen with the intent to reply, but with the intent to understand.
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, some time in your life.
Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a better job of being you then you.
When you choose to forgive those who hurt you, you take away their power.
I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Now is that so hard to believe?!
You can’t start the next chapter in your life if you keep rereading the last one.
Never be afraid to be yourself.
Be more concerned with your character then your reputation.
It will never rain roses. When we want more roses, we must plant more roses.